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What’s a polite way to say “I’m focusing on making myself happy right now and I do not want to talk to you because you do not contribute to my happiness and I do not need you complicating my life”

(via symer)

"I just want someone who won’t get annoyed when I text them six times or in all caps. Someone I can go on long drives with and can sing along to the radio with. Someone I can eat pizza with at 2am and kiss at 6pm. Someone who chooses me everyday and never thinks twice about it."

— (via touchhhthebutt)

(Source: jessielou24, via valauraxx)


Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.

(via darthxmama)