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Things I Say While I'm Driving Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: /dinosaur screams/
"From 18 to 22 you meet a lot of temporary people."

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(Source: mydeepest-fear, via thebr3akfasttclub)

"A mistake repeated more than once is a decision."

Paulo Coelho  (via sadgurl95)

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bullied:

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

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