Things I Say While I'm Driving
What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Shit is that a cop? No.
Shit THAT is a cop.
"From 18 to 22 you meet a lot of temporary people."
— (via jordancorin)
(Source: mydeepest-fear, via thebr3akfasttclub)
"A mistake repeated more than once is a decision."
— Paulo Coelho (via sadgurl95)
we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.
(Source: bullied, via ugly)